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Some of the stickers and swag thingies I'll have on me at conferences like Blackhat and DEF CON. Come find me!

  • A jet and delivery van in FedEx-style livery, rebranded Tall Poppy Labs, captioned "When you absolutely, positively need it hacked overnight."
    When you absolutely, positively need it hacked overnight
  • A Home Taping Is Killing Music parody: a cassette tape over crossed bones in white on black, captioned "Artificial intelligence is killing the responsible disclosure industry".
    Artificial intelligence is killing the responsible disclosure industry
  • A retro advertising pastiche: a smiling 1950s woman holding a coffee cup, captioned "Artificial intelligence - do stupid things faster with more energy".
    Do stupid things faster with more energy
  • A Coca-Cola logotype parody in flowing white script on red, reading "Enjoy Vibe Crime".
    Enjoy Vibe Crime
  • A black, white, and red poster showing Charles Dickens, captioned "It was the fuck-aroundest of times, it was the find-outest of times."
    The Fuck-Aroundest of Times
  • "I VIBE CODING" in heavy black type on white, with the heart replaced by a broken-image placeholder icon.
    I ❤ Vibe Coding
  • A Jim's Mowing parody: a yellow line-art bushman in a wide-brimmed hat on green, captioned "Jim's Pentesting".
    Jim's Pentesting
  • A Jim's Mowing parody: a yellow line-art bushman in a wide-brimmed hat on green, captioned "Jim's Thrunting".
    Jim's Thrunting
  • "Keep Calm and Hack the Planet" in white on black, above the cast of the film Hackers.
    Keep Calm and Hack the Planet — black
  • "Keep Calm and Hack the Planet" in black on white, above the cast of the film Hackers.
    Keep Calm and Hack the Planet — white
  • "Keep Calm and Hack the Planet" in white on red, above a screaming face.
    Keep Calm and Hack the Planet — red
  • "Keep Calm and Clank the Planet" in white on black, above three robots.
    Keep Calm and Clank the Planet
  • Winston Churchill in a top hat cradling a Tommy gun, captioned "The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Cyber".
    The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Cyber
  • The Security Research Legal Defense Fund wordmark beside its orange shield monogram.
    Security Research Legal Defense Fund
  • A Futurama meme captioned "Slop spamming vuln reports is bad and you should feel bad."
    Slop Spamming Vuln Reports Is Bad
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